Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

With 99.9% of votes in favor, the adoption of Freddy has secured more bipartisan support than any other ballot measure in modern American history. READ MORE

“I love African Americans, but Mr. Musk is rich and that makes him the only bad African American,” Senator Bernie Sanders said in an appearance on CNN. READ MORE

“No one thought we could win the war so many times,” Trump told reporters. “We won it very strongly. Then we won it again bigly, and then we won it even more.” READ MORE

Incumbent communist Karen Bass will face off against committed communist Nithya Raman in November as voters select who to run the communist regime for the city. READ MORE