Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

Seeing that her husband had somehow survived the apparent stroke, Dr. Jill met him on stage to praise his performance and take him to the after-party. READ MORE

Other Maine residents agreed that they were caught off guard by allegations that a man who voluntarily tattooed a Nazi symbol on his chest could end up being such a bad person. READ MORE

“We’ve agreed on everything except for the peace part and everything else,” said U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio. READ MORE

“I love everything they’re saying about this guy,” said local voter David Miles. “I’d never even heard of this guy, but I’m definitely voting for him now.” READ MORE