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Connor Surmo · 2026-04-30 · via New York Post

Pulling no punches.

Kevin Hart roasted a handful of high-profile celebrities during a savage “Call Her Daddy” segment from Wednesday’s episode.

The rapid-fire roast began when host Alex Cooper, 31, asked the comedian to share quick one-liners about a slew of different A-listers.

“This is all fun and games. No one is going to get their feelings hurt,” she explained. “We’re gonna have fun. Ready?”

Kevin Hart in a beige shirt laughs while being interviewed on the "Call Her Daddy" podcast.

Kevin Hart (pictured here) roasted a slew of celebrities during a savage “Call Her Daddy” segment. Call Her Daddy

A young woman in a hoodie laughs while sitting in a pink armchair, holding a red book that says "Call Her Daddy."

The rapid-fire roast began when host Alex Cooper (seen here) asked Hart to share quick one-liners about a slew of different A-listers. Call Her Daddy

Hart’s first target was “Dune” and “Marty Supreme” star Timothée Chalamet, whom the “Laugh at My Pain” comic said has “the body of a German woman” before breaking out in laughter.

Cooper then shouted out billionaire Elon Musk, whom Hart dubbed “the glitcher.”

“God, what do you say about Elon Musk?” the “Jumanji” star, 46, pondered. “There’s so much happening [in his head] that he glitches with the normal s–t. But he’s such a genius, so I would say the occasion glitch. The glitcher.”

Kevin Hart laughing on the "Call Her Daddy" podcast.

Hart didn’t hold back during the savage, albeit hilarious, segment. Call Her Daddy

A woman laughing and rubbing her eye while sitting in a pink armchair with a "Call Her Daddy" podcast microphone in front of her.

“This is all fun and games. No one is going to get their feelings hurt,” Cooper explained. “We’re gonna have fun. Ready?” Call Her Daddy

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Next up was Nick Cannon, and Hart poked fun at the “Wild ‘n Out” creator for sharing 12 kids with six different women.

“Sperm diffuser,” he laughed as Cooper struggled to catch her breath. “Whose sperm can’t get up there? Who don’t have potent swimmers? I’ll show you.”

The “Get Hard” actor went on to joke that Cannon “has the code” and “knows” how to conceive a boy or girl à la cheat codes in video games.

Kevin Hart and another person sitting in armchairs during an interview.

Hart’s first target was Timothée Chalamet. Call Her Daddy

Timothée Chalamet smiling courtside at an NBA game, wearing a blue and orange jacket with white stripes.

Hart said the “Marty Supreme” star (pictured here during a Knicks game on April 20) has “the body of a German woman.” Brad Penner-Imagn Images

“You want a girl? Right, left, right, left, left, left, up, down, up, down,” Hart recited while pretending to be Cannon. “There she is. It’s a f–king girl, man! How’d you do that!?”

Cooper then pitched NFL star and three-time Super Bowl winner Patrick Mahomes, whom Hart roasted for his high-pitched voice.

“Patrick Mahomes has a voice that doesn’t go with his body,” the comedian quipped of the Kansas City Chiefs quarterback before mimicking Mahomes in a football huddle.

As for Bruno Mars, Hart said the iconic singer-songwriter was “born in the wrong time.”

Elon Musk departs the U.S. Capitol Building.

Hart dubbed billionaire Elon Musk (seen here in March 2025) “the glitcher.” Getty Images

Nick Cannon in a brown plaid suit, white shirt, floral tie, and glasses, gesturing with his hands.

The “Jumanji” star poked fun at Nick Cannon for sharing 12 kids with six different women. Getty Images for BET

“Bruno missed his calling, man,” Hart continued. “Bruno’s problem is with his parents. He’s pissed! ‘The f–k didn’t you guys have me in the ’60s and ’70s for? I should have been back there with those guys!’ He’s got everything.”

One of the “Ride Along” actor’s final victims was “Twilight” and “Batman” star Robert Pattinson, whom Hart called the wrong name before making fun of him.

“Robert Patterson,” Hart said before Cooper had to correct him.

“I think I’m still Team Jacob!” he continued, citing the famous “Twilight” debate regarding Pattinson’s character Edward Cullen and Taylor Lautner’s Jacob Black and their fight for Kristen Stewart’s Bella Swan.

Patrick Mahomes warming up in a red Kansas City Chiefs hoodie.

“Patrick Mahomes has a voice that doesn’t go with his body,” Hart quipped of the Kansas City Chiefs quarterback (seen here warming up before a game in December 2025). Getty Images

Bruno Mars sits in a chair wearing a white cowboy hat, sunglasses, a pinstriped blazer, black shirt, and black pants, smiling with drums behind him.

The comedian said Bruno Mars (seen here during an event in Las Vegas on April 10) was “born in the wrong time” and is “pissed” he wasn’t born in the 1960s or 1970s. Getty Images for MGM Resorts

Cooper and Hart concluded the rapid-fire roast with Machine Gun Kelly, whom the comedian dubbed “the product of a wrong tattoo choice.”

The rapper and singer, who shares a daughter with ex-fiancée Megan Fox, is famously covered in more than 90 tattoos.

“There’s nothing he can do now,” Hart explained as he threw his arms in the air. “There’s nothing he can do about it. Can’t cover it up. Can’t do anything.”

Robert Pattinson attends the Dior Homme Menswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show.

Hart accidentally called Robert Pattinson (pictured here in Paris this past January) Robert Patterson. Getty Images

Machine Gun Kelly in a colorful plaid shirt and purple pants.

“I know him. I love him. He’s such a good dude, too,” Hart said of Machine Gun Kelly (seen here in October 2025) after joking about the musician’s 90-plus tattoos. Getty Images for Vogue

The “Central Intelligence” star continued, “It is what it is. He has a full-fledged shirt tattooed on him. A dark green shirt. Nobody can say anything. Everyone’s gotta accept it.”

Hart, however, made a point to say that he “loves” MGK and “would never say anything” about the musician’s tattoos.

“I know him. I love him. He’s such a good dude, too,” the comic concluded. “I would never say anything. If he ever asked me, ‘What do you think about my tattoos?’ I’d be like, ‘I think you did the f–king right thing. I think you f–king nailed it.'”