Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

Witnesses described a reverent atmosphere at the terminal, as longtime customers embraced, wiped away tears, and quietly slipped brass knuckles on before boarding began. READ MORE

“We have never threatened anyone,” said Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib. “And you don’t want to find out what will happen to the next person who tries to say we have.” READ MORE

“No one goes to libraries anymore,” Trump told the press. “They’re just a place for homeless people to use the internet.” READ MORE

At publishing time, Newsom had announced that California had also achieved a $100 billion surplus, if you didn’t count any of the money that the government spent. READ MORE