Name: Beta Mum.

Age: 25-45.

Appearance: Carefree, at peace, only vaguely aware of jelly babies stuck in their hair.

As opposed to an Alpha Mum, I take it. Yes. Or, more precisely, the opposite of a Helicopter Mum.

Beta Mums reject the whole ethos of helicopter parenting, with its constant supervision and crippling expectations, in favour of a more laid-back, laissez-faire approach to child-rearing.

Leaving your kids in the car while you go to a casino, that sort of thing? No, not that sort of thing. It’s about giving children more freedom to explore, while also limiting their extracurricular activities so you don’t have to drive them around all the time.

I think I understand. Being a Beta Mum means letting your kids do their own homework, make their own mistakes and organise their own leisure time, within reason.

So: ignoring them, but in a good way. Exactly. A Beta Mum also gives herself permission to preside over a messy, chaotic, less-than-Instagrammable household.

Seems vaguely familiar to me. Older generations may recognise this approach as something akin to what used to be called having kids.

How did we ever come to think it could be improved upon? According to a recent Wall Street Journal article, it was anxiety over the knowledge-based economy that increasingly led parents to think of child-rearing as a competitive sport.

And now that we’re living in a stupidity-based economy, that’s all out the window? Certainly the threat to professional jobs posed by AI has overturned interventionist notions of parenting. What skills will future adults need, beyond resilience?

That makes sense: no point getting into a good university when you’d be better off learning to make shoes from old tyres. Besides, something had to give. Between full-time work and overtime parenting, Alpha Mums were at the limit of what could be managed.

It can’t have been good for the kids, either. True – under the Helicopter Mum model, both parent and child can suffer from burnout. There is even a suggestion that helicopter parenting can foster delinquency. The Beta Mum correction was inevitable.

Do fathers have any significant role to play in this shift? Let’s just say that the Beta Dad never really went away.

Do say: “The Alpha approach was always unsustainable and to some extent performative. Long live Beta Mum.”

Don’t say: “Have fun in the playground, darling – if you need me I’ll be over here by the pop-up margarita stand.”