FLIP TABLE; was a mini-hackathon and showcase for "weird" databases: things that read and write data, but with a twist of some kind. It took place on Sunday, May 17th, 2026 at Hex House in Brooklyn.
Each presentation was recorded and linked below. Presenters' databases were also scored by audience members according to the following alignment chart:
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Prizes were given out to the five superlative databases, which were:
by: isabel lee [website]
medium: nonograms
description
encode a message to your loved ones in a puzzle :]
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storage ▓▓░░░░░░░░ 2
availability ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░ 8
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 9
read speed ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░ 7
write speed ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░ 7
alignment
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the hair issue (winner: most cursed) [talk] [self-link]
by: sam heckle [website]
medium: hair
description
physical database of hair
stats
storage ▓▓░░░░░░░░ 2
availability ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 9
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 10
read speed ▓▓▓░░░░░░░ 3
write speed ▓░░░░░░░░░ 1
alignment
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by: marcos acosta [website]
medium: Mac alarms
description
Schema-driven row-based database backed by iOS/MacOS alarms
stats
storage ▓░░░░░░░░░ 1
availability ▓▓▓░░░░░░░ 3
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 9
read speed ▓▓░░░░░░░░ 2
write speed ▓▓░░░░░░░░ 2
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a db from scratch (winner: most based) [talk] [self-link]
by: john lemme
medium: Scratch
description
I made this on an ipad
stats
storage ▓░░░░░░░░░ 1
availability ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░ 7
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░ 8
read speed ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
write speed ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
alignment
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SSH hex wordle (winner: true neutral) [self-link]
by: isaac
medium: SSH hex wordle
description
A simple read/write database using a wordle clone as the storage medium
stats
storage ▓▓▓░░░░░░░ 3
availability ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░ 7
read speed ▓▓▓░░░░░░░ 3
write speed ▓▓▓░░░░░░░ 3
alignment
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data center database / PCBCB with on-pita chip memory [talk] [self-link]
by: char stiles [website]
medium(s): data centers (speculative), charcuterie
description (data center database)
I found out last week a friend works on algorithms for datacenter power allocation and i started to convince
her to allow me to have a backdoor to throttle the data and a way to monitor the datacenter status, and through
breaking the datacenter you send and recieve data
description (PCBCB)
thats it... printed circuit board charcuterie board.
stats (PCBCB)
storage ░░░░░░░░░░ 0
availability ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 10
consistency ░░░░░░░░░░ 0
read speed ░░░░░░░░░░ 0
write speed ░░░░░░░░░░ 0
alignment (PCBCB)
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by: ava lehner
medium: music
description
songs are a database for your memories
stats
storage ▓▓░░░░░░░░ 2
availability ▓▓▓░░░░░░░ 3
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 10
read speed ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░ 8
write speed ▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░ 6
alignment
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by: cameron (emptyflash) [website]
medium: Strava
description
Store and retrieve data encoded as the GPS coordinates of a run in Strava
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storage ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░ 8
availability ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 9
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░ 7
read speed ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
write speed ▓▓▓░░░░░░░ 3
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by: aaron, talisa, & krysten
medium: decay
description
Ability to access and project end of life bursts, however information gets degraded over time
stats
storage ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
availability ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
consistency ▓░░░░░░░░░ 1
read speed ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
write speed ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
alignment
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by: logan williams [website]
medium: iNaturalist
description
iNaturalist datastore
stats
storage ▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░ 6
availability ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 9
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 9
read speed ▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░ 6
write speed ▓▓░░░░░░░░ 2
alignment
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by: frank chiarulli [website]
medium: Etch-a-Sketch
description
its an etch-a-sketch
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storage ▓▓▓▓░░░░░░ 4
availability ▓▓▓░░░░░░░ 3
consistency ▓░░░░░░░░░ 1
read speed ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
write speed ▓░░░░░░░░░ 1
alignment
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by: omar rizwan [website]
medium: MacOS display
description
Associate anything on your screen with anything else on your screen so it pops up when that thing comes onscreen
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storage ▓▓░░░░░░░░ 2
availability ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░ 6
read speed ▓▓▓░░░░░░░ 3
write speed ▓▓▓░░░░░░░ 3
alignment
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by: rafal dittwald [website]
medium: deck of cards
description
Encoding data in a deck of cards.
stats
storage ░░░░░░░░░░ 0
availability ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░ 8
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 9
read speed ░░░░░░░░░░ 0
write speed ░░░░░░░░░░ 0
alignment
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Spork 8 Memory Editor [talk] [self-link]
by: ben anderman
medium: cpu built from scratch
description
A counting based data editor for the Spork 8 CPU, to store data on 32KB cartridges. Pretty functional; the main
twist is the absurd number of extra steps involved, and the somewhat inconvenient interface.
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storage ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░ 7
availability ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░ 8
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 9
read speed ▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░ 6
write speed ▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░ 6
alignment
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by: andrew boylan [website]
medium: Instagram
description
store data on instagram (i'm just a normal shopkeep)
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storage ▓▓▓▓░░░░░░ 4
availability ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 10
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 9
read speed ▓▓░░░░░░░░ 2
write speed ▓▓░░░░░░░░ 2
alignment
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by: haki alpay
medium: GitHub
description
Translingual cjk etymology dictionary
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storage ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 10
availability ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 10
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 10
read speed ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 10
write speed ▓░░░░░░░░░ 1
alignment
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by: sidney san martin (s4y)
medium: simulated birds
description
Stores data in a flock of simulated birds
stats
storage ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
availability ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░ 8
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
read speed ▓▓▓░░░░░░░ 3
write speed ▓▓░░░░░░░░ 2
alignment
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by: max bo [website]
medium: load balancer
description
SpectreDB implicitly writes data in an unsuspecting load balancer by querying specific paths, which can then be
read back by measuring cache hits and misses.
stats
storage ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░ 8
availability ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░ 8
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 10
read speed ▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░ 6
write speed ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
alignment
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by: brandon liu (bdon) [website]
medium: AirPods
description
open and close your AirPods case to blast data to unprepared strangers via bluetooth
stats
storage ▓░░░░░░░░░ 1
availability ▓▓░░░░░░░░ 2
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░ 8
read speed ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
write speed ▓▓░░░░░░░░ 2
alignment
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by: cristóbal sciutto
medium: PNGs
description
Image-backed programming system. everything is an image.
stats
storage ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 9
availability ▓▓░░░░░░░░ 2
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░ 8
read speed ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
write speed ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
alignment
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by: connie liu [website]
medium: Wikipedia links
description
A way to see your route as you traverse through a page
stats
storage ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 10
availability ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 9
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 10
read speed ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░ 8
write speed ▓▓▓▓░░░░░░ 4
alignment
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by: lee tusman [website]
medium: morse code
description
Through the power of oral history, data is encoded through morse code vocalizations.
stats
storage ▓▓░░░░░░░░ 2
availability ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
consistency ▓▓░░░░░░░░ 2
read speed ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
write speed ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
alignment
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by: peter martel [website]
medium: dance
description
The robot wants you to dance. How does it want you to dance? In the most information-theoretically dense way.
stats
storage ▓▓▓░░░░░░░ 3
availability ▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░ 6
consistency ▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 5
read speed ▓▓▓░░░░░░░ 3
write speed ▓░░░░░░░░░ 1
alignment
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