Large language models run every token through every layer, regardless of difficulty. We present TIDE, a post-training system that attaches tiny learned routers at periodic checkpoint layers and, at inference time, selects the earliest layer whose hidden state has converged for each token. TIDE requires no model retraining, works with any HuggingFace causal LM, auto-detects GPU architecture, and supports float32, float16, and bfloat16 through fused CUDA kernels. On an NVIDIA A100 with DeepSeek R1 Distill 8B, TIDE achieves 100% prefill exit rate (5% of tokens exit at layer 11, the remaining at layer 31), reduces prefill latency by 7.2%, and increases single-batch throughput by 6.6%. During autoregressive decoding, 98-99% of tokens exit early while the model correctly solves a multi-step math problem with 95 unique output tokens. On Qwen3 8B (36 layers), throughput improves by 8.1% at batch size 8. Calibration on 2,000 WikiText samples takes under 3 minutes and produces a ~4 MB router checkpoint. The system comprises 1,308 lines of Python and 1,081 lines of CUDA/C++ with 74 passing tests. Code: https://github.com/RightNow-AI/TIDE