*FLAILS AROUND* SUMMER SPECIAL! JOIN NITRO, GET AN EXTRA MONTH OF NITRO ON US!
Wumpus·2025-07-21·via Discord Blog
*lazily swings around in the wind* WACKY INFLATABLE FLAILING WUMPUS HEeEeeERE, SPEAKING TO YOU FROM THE NITROOO MOTOR GARAAAAGE! We got a hUUUGE summer special for anyone out there who’s not currently a Nitro member!
“What IS Discord Nitro,” you’re asking? Well, listen in, ‘cause I’m about to blow your engines with this fact drop: Nitro gets you MORE emoji and stickers, MORE ways to customize your profile, MORE ways to show off your sick gameplay with higher-quality streaming and bigger file-sharing. It’s Discord but more, sooooooo much more!!!!
Convinced? We know. Now come drive along SUBSCRIBER SPEEDWAY. We’ve got a S-S-S-SPECIAL SUMMER DEEEAAALL (DEAL!!!!) that you’re gonna wanna speed u- I mean, read up on!
From now until July 15th, 2025, eligible users who start a monthly Nitro membership will get a SECOND month of Discord Nitro ON US******! That’s 60 days of Discord at its BEST for the price of 30 days!
****** Not actually ON us though. Tha’d hurt. Nitro is heavy. Have you SEEN that jetpack Wumpus uses?
Eyes WIDE in amazement? Jaw on the floor? Engine revved up and ready to drive towards this WILD deal? LISTEN UP, and we’ll tell ya how it’s gonna work.
How can YOU be bestowed with Extra Nitro???
SO… did our little chat above convince you to become a Nitro member? Well, get ready to grab yourself a brand new monthly Nitro membership and earn a WHOLE EXTRA MONTH in the process! That’s like DOUBLE THE NITRO. NNIITTRROO!!!!
This time, some of you may not need to DASH to your desktop and sign up! This time, Android and mobile web app users can get in on the action! Pull your phone outta your pocket, grab that Nitro, and walk away feelin’ like you barely needed to put any effort in. (Inflatable Wumpus does not have pockets. Or thumbs.)
Just make your way towards the Nitro tab on desktop, or User Settings > Nitro on Android! If you qualify for this snazzy NITRO special, your app’ll look similar to this:
The fancy promo page! If you’re currently using some Nitro credits, this page may look slightly different.
Now, if you don’t see it in your own Discord client, or that Check Engine light keeps popping up, my boss handed me a note that explains why either may be happening. *ahem*
You will qualify for the promo and see the screen above if you meet the following criteria:
You haven’t had a Nitro subscription in the past 10 days prior to the promotion claim date.
You’re looking to upgrade your Nitro Basic or Classic plan to Nitro.
You reside in a region that qualifies for this Nitro promotion.
You have a form of payment method to use on your new membership.
You’ll have to sign up for Nitro through the desktop, web, mobile web, or Android app.
The Check Engine light will not turn on if you’re a Nitro member.
And keep in mind: this slick offer is for starting the standard Discord Nitro membership, not Nitro Basic.
Don’t see the Nitro promo in your headlights? Run into engine trouble? One: that did not happen at our dealership beforehand. Two: cruise by the Help Center if you require any Nitro roadside assistance.
… what? You’re still here? What’re ya doin’?!
*WACKY INFLATABLE WUMPUS CONTINUES TO SWING AROUND RECKLESSLY, BAPPING YOU IN THE FACE ONCE OR TWICE LIKE A WEAK BALLOON*
Get in on this Nitro special NOW before it drives off into the sunset! If you know someone who may qualify for the Nitro Speedway, send ‘em this post! Not only will THEY get the chance to grab some Nitro, they’ll think you’re even cooler than Nitro itself.
can i please stop flailing around now i’ve been out here all day
