Recent advances in vision-language modeling have produced promptable detection and segmentation systems that accept arbitrary natural language queries at inference time. Among these, SAM3 achieves state-of-the-art accuracy by combining a ViT-H/14 backbone with cross-modal transformer decoding and learned object queries. However, SAM3 processes a single text prompt per forward pass. Detecting N categories requires N independent executions, each dominated by the 439M-parameter backbone. We present Detect Anything in Real Time (DART), a training-free framework that converts SAM3 into a real-time multi-class detector by exploiting a structural invariant: the visual backbone is class-agnostic, producing image features independent of the text prompt. This allows the backbone computation to be shared between all classes, reducing its cost from O(N) to O(1). Combined with batched multi-class decoding, detection-only inference, and TensorRT FP16 deployment, these optimizations yield 5.6x cumulative speedup at 3 classes, scaling to 25x at 80 classes, without modifying any model weight. On COCO val2017 (5,000 images, 80 classes), DART achieves 55.8 AP at 15.8 FPS (4 classes, 1008x1008) on a single RTX 4080, surpassing purpose-built open-vocabulary detectors trained on millions of box annotations. For extreme latency targets, adapter distillation with a frozen encoder-decoder achieves 38.7 AP with a 13.9 ms backbone. Code and models are available at https://github.com/mkturkcan/DART.