Remote-sensing and UAV applications need models that generalize across platforms and viewpoints without task-specific training. Yet training-free pipelines often falter on oriented geometry, scale/rotation variation, and crowded ports or airfields, and rarely unify detection and segmentation. We introduce ZODS-RS, a training-free, closed-form pipeline that outputs horizontal boxes (HBB) and instance masks. Built on DINOv3 dense features and SAM-style proposals, ZODS-RS chains: PP (prototype purification via Tyler covariance), R-SEM (rotation-scale equivariant matching with separable kernels and global Hungarian assignment), and UAM (uncertainty-aware pixelwise merging with adaptive priors and optional negative prototypes). A lightweight CWLA fuses multiple DINOv3 layers. On FAIR1M (HBB) we obtain $\mathrm{mAP}_{0.50:0.95}=\mathbf{13.06}$ and $\mathrm{AP}_S=\mathbf{2.93}$ \emph{(class-averaged over ship/airplane)}; on xView (HBB) we report $\mathrm{mAP}=\mathbf{16.69}$. On our UAV dataset, ZODS-RS achieves mask $\mathrm{mIoU}=\mathbf{31.10}$ and improves small-object AP by $\mathbf{+30.70}$ over Grounded-SAM on a single 5090. This work offers a unified, \emph{no-training} solution for horizontal-box detection plus instance segmentation in aerial imagery; provides explicit closed-form formulations for PP/R-SEM/UAM tightly coupled with DINOv3; and demonstrates \emph{consistent} gains on small and crowded targets and under cross-domain shifts while keeping deployment simple.