Multilingual and multicultural benchmarks now cover dozens of languages and model families, but the resulting score landscapes remain metric-rich and insight-poor, necessitating fine-grained multilingual post-evaluation diagnosis. However, single LLMs and open-ended agents are easily swamped by the long, noisy diagnostic input, and no reusable taxonomy exists for it. To address this, we propose MADE, a Multilingual Agentic Diagnosing Engine that decomposes post-evaluation analysis into planning, aggregate analysis, instance-level case inspection, multilingual and cultural reflection, and grounded report synthesis. MADE is paired with an expert-led 54-query and 15-language diagnostic set, evaluated on top of a large-scale multilingual evaluation substrate (33 model families, 11 benchmarks, 26 languages, 34 cultures, 8.66M evaluation records). Experiments show that MADE outperforms the strongest shared baseline by 47% in diagnosis report quality and is preferred by human multilingual experts in 87.9% of pairwise comparisons. Applied with multilingual experts, MADE further surfaces four actionable findings on deployment, iteration, and cross-cultural pitfalls, turning benchmark score tables into model-selection and remediation guidance.