The White House Correspondents' Dinner was abruptly canceled this weekend after an armed man tried to breach security, leading to chaotic scenes as various members of the Trump administration were evacuated.

"This is why we can't have nice things," says Jon Stewart in the Daily Show clip above. "And to be perfectly frank, it's not even a nice thing. Nobody wanted this f***ing dinner in the first...nobody needed...we're so f***ed in this country right now we can't even pull off a dinner that shouldn't have even existed in the first place. Hey, let's celebrate the first amendment with an administration that's doing everything it can do to destroy it."

The host goes on to break down the chaotic scenes shot by shot, focusing in on a clip of RFK Jr.'s wife Cheryl Hines being left behind after her husband was bundled out by security, and contrasting it with a clip of Stephen Miller shielding his own wife.

"See RFK? Turned out that's an option. You can protect your wife instead of, I don't know, beating her to the escape pod. And the guy who outshined you is Stephen f***ing Miller," says Stewart. "And now for the rest of your life, your wife is going to ask you the question nobody has ever asked before, ever: 'Why can't you be more like Stephen Miller?'"